One of the little “joys” of cube living is hearing bits and pieces of random conversation. A while back I started keeping a list of some of the more entertaining comments that floated my way.
Since my laptop is currently in hissyfit mode and it may be a while before I can post the pics and prose currently locked in its fading memory, I thought I’d share the following statements heard in passing at the WoFfice:
“I was hiding on your porch because I love you.”
“My hand may burn off before I get there.”
“She’s waiting in the dark.”
“When you’re in the cafeteria with a 7’4” guy holding a tray, you’d better get out of his way, because he can’t see you.”
“Who put this fish in my cube?”
“Oh my gosh, I almost caught my foot on fire.”
No, I have no idea what any of those were about. Feel free to provide your own context–it’s more fun that way, anyway. And if you come up with a great story based around one of the comments, please share! There might even be a prize . . .